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There’s nothing better than breaking the ice with good, funny cat jokes. Tell a trapped bystander on an elevator. Tell the cashier at the gas station. If ever there is an awkward silence and you’re looking for space to fill—take one of these cat-inspired popsicle stick-style jokes and spread it like confetti. Whether you’re looking for cat jokes for kids, or some punny cat jokes for adults, we have them for you.
Jokes About Cats
1. What color is a kitty’s favorite?
2. What does a cat say after making a joke?
3. What is it called when all the yummy treats are gone?
4. What is a cat’s favorite cereal?
5. How do cats stop crime?
They call “claw enforcement.”
6. What do cats read on Sunday mornings?
7. What’s a cat’s favorite movie genre?
8. What is a kitten’s favorite school subject?
9. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs
10. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
White chocolate mouse
11. Where do cats go when they lose their tails?
The retail store
12. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
13. How do cats resolve arguments?
They hiss and make up.
14. What do you call it when a cat has a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit
15. What dessert do kitties love on a hot day?
A mice-scream cone
16. What is a cat’s favorite film?
The Sound of Meowsic
17. What kinds of cats join bowling leagues?
18. Why did the cat get her way?
She was very purr-suasive.
19. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
20. How did the kitten pass English?
They could identify an independent claws.
21. What is the cat’s job title at the bakery?
22. What’s most important to a cat?
A great purr-sonality
23. What’s a grumpy old cat called?
A sour puss
24. What is a cat’s favorite rap song?
Mice, Mice Baby!
25. What did the kitten tell the mother cat?
26. What do cats do after a successful hunt?
27. How did the cat overcome his troubles?
He stayed pawsitive.
28. What happened when the cat swallowed a ball of wool?
She made mittens.
29. What did the alien say to the cat when it landed?
Take me to your litter.
30. What is a cat’s favorite game?
Cat and mouse
31. What do you call a cat in love?
One smitten kitten
32. What’s a cat’s favorite season?
33. What is a cat’s favorite book?
The Great Catsby
34. Why did the cat’s back hurt?
He had bad paw-sture.
35. What did the cat say when he checked his bank account?
I’m so paw.
36. What is a cat’s favorite catchphrase?
Live long and paw-sper.
37. Why do cats win video games?
They have nine lives.
38.What stickers do kittens love?
39. How do cats know when they are sick?
They feel clawful.
40. Who brings Christmas gifts to kittens in the desert?
41. Why did the cat change its camera settings?
He wanted to use paw-trait mode.
42. What do you call a super-stylish cat?
43. Why is the woman so untrustworthy?
She kept letting the cat out of the bag.
44. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
45. Why did the cat get fancy?
She was feline fine.
Cat Jokes One Liners and Puns
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So, which one of these real conversation starters will you use on your next Tinder date? You can think of a few to pipe off at family dinners or tell a few of your friends via text—they’ll love or hate you for it. But one thing is for sure—jokes about cats are simply purr-fection.
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